martes, 1 de diciembre de 2009


Big Bang Theory

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Javier dijo...

Big Bang Theory
1. Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
2. Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…
3. The Earth began to cool,
4. The autotrophs began to drool,
5. Neanderthals developed tools,
6. We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
7. Math, science, history, unravelling the mystery,
8. That all started with the big bang! BANG!
9. “Since the dawn of man” is really not that long,
10. As every galaxy was formed in less time
11. than it takes to sing this song.
12. A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
13. The bipeds stood up straight,
14. The dinosaurs all met their fate,
15. They tried to leap but they were late
16. And they all died (they froze their asses off)
17. The ocean said “Pangaea?
18. “See ya, wouldn’t wanna be ya!”
19. Set in motion by the same big bang!
20. It all started with a big BANG!
21. It’s expanding ever outward but one day
22. It will pause, then start to go the other way,
23. Collapsing ever inward,
24. we won’t be here, it wont be heard
25. Our best and brightest figure that
26. it’ll make an even bigger bang!
27. Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
28. Debating how we’re here,
29. they’re catching deer (we’re catching viruses)
30. Religion or astronomy (Encarta or Deuteronomy)
31. It all started with a big bang!
32. Music and mythology (Einstein and astrology)
33. It all started with a big bang!
34. It all started with a big BANG!